What is Haikuku? Well, it's the beloved art form of 3-line Japanese poetry, haiku, but not like you were taught in grade school. At Haikuku.com, no subject is too infantile, dirty or absurd. We here at Haikuku.com do not believe in political correctness. We pride ourselves on being unoffendable. In fact, we challenge you all to try and offend us. Do it. DOOO EEET NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are a couple examples inspired by that mess of an image above:

Great Banana Bird
How I love fruit-like avians
Part bird, part fruit, FUCK!

oh fruit shaped like bird
how i wish to eat you up
mmm... tastes like chicken

How do you write some kick ass haiku? Well, think 5, 7, 5 -- syllables per line, that is -- and you are good to go. 

We find that if you are short a syllable, "fuck" fills the void quite nicely. It serves as great punctuation for any sentiment:

Fuck! Hilarious
What a great plan for the day
Haikus, pee, yippee!

Sometimes, the word fuck is so inspiring, it takes over our haiku:

fuck fuck fuckity
using the f word is fun
oh so expressive

Fuck, I love to fuck
Fuck is the best fucking word
Fuck me, fuck you, FUCK!

You are now invited to join us in the crafting of fucked up haiku. Insult your boss in haiku. Rag on your ex-girlfriend.  Ridicule your friends. Whatever.

Go to our forums and let 'er rip. Think syllables. 5 syllables - 7 syllables - 5 syllables. Repeat after us... 5-7-5. Feel free to post the most profane or absurd haiku your brain can conjure. 

Here's a little fineprint from our lawyers: What you post on the forum becomes the property of Haikuku.com, and you waive all rights and ownership to the content of any such post. We reserve the right to use your haiku to wipe our asses or to publish them here or anywhere else if we see fit.

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